Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

Friday, November 30, 2012

My wife loves doing this


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

You Know,,,, I was thinking

I was thinking one day about how my eyesight has changed.  I can see real well at great distances BUT very poor up close. I have always ( when my eyesight was good ) been able to shoot at long distances by open sight, meaning without a scope. But now things have changed. But as I've always tried to do, I try to find some humour in things and I thought about trying to make a cartoon section about the frustrations of the far sighted hunter for the newspaper column and it would go something like this, First picture shows the hunter stalking an elk. Secound picture shows hunter aiming at elk from a long distance with open sights. Third picture shows man standing close to fallen elk with his hand shading his eyes and looking around saying , I wonder if I missed.

Here's another

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Problem
My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. How old am I?

 
The Answer:

The math way:

X = The current age.

X=3(X+3)-3(X-3)
X=18.

Check this out , HAHAHA

 
Opposite of Pro
If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the oposite of PROGRESS?

Want to see something cool ?



I don't know if you can see it well enough, but use to say Harleys .
It is on an old archway in the mountain of Colorado.

Monday, November 26, 2012

WITH LOVE TO WHO

I wrote this for my mother....

                           WITH LOVE TO WHO                                          


Who has a devotion of unlimited supply,
When my emotions are low and I want to cry.
When my heart is rendered into a thousand pieces,
Who gives me support when I most need it.
Who loves me always and trusted me more,
Without any doubt both after and before.
Who stood for me , not knowing I lied,
And then truth found out, took me aside.
Chastised me with love though I didn't see,
The chastise that was given, I really did need.
And now that I'm older , with fondness I find,
No sweeter a who, than this mom of mine.

HAAAAA HAHAHA

I was telling my brother about this new thing of blogging for me and that he ought to try it out even though I haven't had any luck in having followers, but he quickly said it wouldn't work for him because he shakes so bad that it would take him an hour to type the word dog. Like it would come out like dddddoooooogggggg backspace backspace backspace.  I cracked up because I have a very vivid imagination. But thinking about it , one would wonder if the simple solution for those of this type of problem could be fixed by a simple thing as a keyboard with keys an inch square. imagine the size of the whole keyboard. All of my brothers are nuts. I can't get around them that I'm not laughing about something they say or do. Actually, my whole family is fun crazy. Our next door neighbor was very serious, BUT NOW, there is no hope for her. She's as big a nut as we are now. I can proudly say ,WE RUINED HER. One other time we were sighting in our gun for hunting and I was telling my mother how the scope was off and as I was telling her that after the shot we could see that the bullet hit up and towards the left and that we would have to ( at this point my brother pipes up and says,  MOVE THE TARGET OVER ) at which point we lost it again. The nut !!!  I also have two sisters ,One of which is real short and a big butt. We are always picking at her about her height and her butt because we ALL know that she is very pretty and all the guys like her. One time we had about 2" of snow and I had my mother call her to the front window to look out while I was scraping away the snow yelling , Patty, Patty , just yell and I will find you.... Needless to say she tried to beat me. HaHaHa

Revised Poem , WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE

 WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE

Tell me, What does GOD look like?
 The question was asked of me,
 As our eyes met,
 Then I said, I'll answer as I believe.

 His eyes are brown and sometimes blue,
 Why, they are all kinds of colours,
 His skin is black, white red and brown,
 like yours and mine and others.

 He has some hair, though often bald,
 and I think he runs for miles,
 He giggles,laughs and cries a lot,
 and has a wondrous smile.

 You asked me once, not long ago,
 what  GOD looks like to me?
  Why,,,
  I see GOD in everything.

  BUT MOSTLY IN A CHILD

Composed by Ted Nicol  11/26/2012